A man walks into a police station in tears

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk. Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the flood and has not come home!”

Sergeant: “What is her height?”

Husband: “My God, I’m not sure.

Just over five feet tall. ”

Sergeant: “Weight? ”

Husband: “I don’t know.

Not slim, not really fat.”

Sergeant: “Eyes color? ”

Husband: “Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.”

Sergeant: “Hair color?

”

Husband: “Changes several times a year. Maybe dark brown now?”

Sergeant: “What was she wearing?”

Husband: “Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.”

Sergeant: “What kind of car did she go in?”

Husband: “She went in my Jeep.”

Sergeant: “What kind of Jeep was it?”

Husband: (sobbing) It’s a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37″ X 13.5″ Tires, Custom Olympic Off-Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off-Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12″ LED Lightbar, 50″ LED Lightbar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders,…

(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full meltdown)

The sergeant, touched, hands him a tissue: “There, buddy.

We’ll find your Jeep.”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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